论文标题
宇宙暗物质：评论（四月傻瓜版）
Cosmological Dark Matter: a Review (the April Fool Edition)
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论文摘要
关于暗物质的存在和性质，过去几十年来，证据一直在积累。根据粒子候选者的不同，暗物质可以展示几种宇宙学定义的模型之一：热暗物质，冷暗物质，温暖的暗物质，自我互动的暗物质和模糊的暗物质。在本文中，我回顾了这些模型的相关性和状态，这些模型中的多个模型是否有可能构成暗物质的一部分，并讨论确定这些模型中的任何一个是否可以成功地描述我们宇宙的属性和演变的前景。
Evidence has continued to accumulate over the last few decades as to the existence and nature of dark matter. Depending on the particle candidate, the dark matter can exhibit one of several cosmologically defined models: hot dark matter, cold dark matter, warm dark matter, self-interacting dark matter, and fuzzy dark matter. In this paper I review the relevance and status of these models, whether it is possible for more than one of these models to each constitute some fraction of the dark matter, and discuss the prospects for determining if any of these models can successfully describe the properties and evolution of our own Universe.
